- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

your no better than a cockroach

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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