- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Women's rights

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Womens rights

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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