What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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