- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Jeff

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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