What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Anti Joke

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