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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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