What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...