- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

say it ten times fast: oh

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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