- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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