womens rights

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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