- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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