Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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