- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

women's rights.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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