- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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