Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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