- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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