What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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sure!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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