What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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