(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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2 black kids walk into school

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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