What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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I love you

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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