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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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