Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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