- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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