- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

you give like i give lomain

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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