- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Pickles are moist.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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