- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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