- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Your sex life.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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