- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A jew enters a mall.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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