Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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