- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A chicken walks into a barn.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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