- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Your sex life.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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