- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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