What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did jacob say to coach a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

thumb_up thumb_down -12

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sir, your wife is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -12

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops