How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Antijokes...

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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