- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Continents are large islands.

GOODBYE

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Brain fart

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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