Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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