How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

girls basketball

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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