- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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