What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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No soup for you!

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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