What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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