- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Women's rights.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A gay man watches football.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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