- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock No solicitors

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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