Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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