- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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