- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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