I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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An man walks to a bra

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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