why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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