A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Equal rights!

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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