A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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