- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away!!!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Face...the other white meat!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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