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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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