How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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