- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

autistic kids rock

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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