Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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