- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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