Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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