- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

I? Everett

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Chris Bosh's neck

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure