- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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