- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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