- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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