- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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