- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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