How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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cory

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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