There once was this guy and he fell down

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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here's a joke... the american education society

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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