Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...