What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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