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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Pickles are powerful

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What's the new green? Green

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

alex is cool

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Christ is a conspiracy

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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