- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock There's no door

If you're happy and you know it get a life

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Jordan is pregant

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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