- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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