Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

The Charlotte Bobcats

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Robert Mugabe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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