- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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