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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

it's funny because it's funny

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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