Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A sober Amy Winehouse

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

So a seal walks into a club.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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