- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

tim has no humor

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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