What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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