Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

what's up? my penis.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

wanna hear a joke? yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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