Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Anti Joke

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