A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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