What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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