how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Pickles are powerful

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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