- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

united we sit, cause we're fat

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

one stop shop

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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