Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Tim likes girls

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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