- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Continents are large islands.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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