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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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