- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

69 A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock