a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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