- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's long and black? A line at KFC.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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