- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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