whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Poop

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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ecks! why zee?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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