what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Badabing.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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hi

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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