haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

 

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Where's the soap?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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