A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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