When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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