Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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