- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Your so gay, that you like men!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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