- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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