- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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