What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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