- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Who invented apple? God

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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