A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Heskey time.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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The WNBA

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Anti Joke

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