An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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