- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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