Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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so the weather's nice...

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why? Why not?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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sure!

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Anti Joke

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