- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Turkeys are obese

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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