A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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