- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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