- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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