Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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