- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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