are u black unlucky

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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The Qur'an

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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